So "always have been pro-choice" Mitt Romney from 1994, who has now suddenly never met a coat hangar he doesn't like is finally admitting to what we already knew from, um, watching him on videotape.

He was once pro-choice. Good of him to lie about it at first. And atribute his former position to "a family member" who died of a botched abortion. Ok, fine.

So why were you telling gay rights groups you were to the left of Teddy Kennedy on their issues? Let me guess, somebody in your family was a big fan of show tunes...Or could you have adopted both of these liberal positions in the past because you needed to win elective office in Massachusetts, and would do anything to win then, as you will do now?

God, Romney is so slimy--he almost reaches Double-Talk McCain in the flip-flop department.

ALMOST