Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Great Cheney interview with Wolfie.

Feel the contempt oozing from his epidermal tissue, the pus seeping out of each of his four stomachs, the mucus membranes protecting the vast midruff, the sclerosis...well you get the point.

Cheney's a fat, greasy fuck who doesn't like being questioned and actively contemplated eating Wolf's meatier parts.

11 Comments:

At 7:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you didn't see the Daily Show last nite, try and catch it in rerun. I love the show, but last night I was guffawing over his Cheney imitation... just hysterical.

THEN, poor Scottie Mc was on in what looked to be the worlds most uncomfortable interview. (missed part of it)

 
At 8:12 AM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

I saw the interview with Cheney yesterday and couldn't stop laughing. When Cheney kept interrupting Wolfe it looked like Wolfe was going to shit his pants. I also noticed that Cheney's bitch..I mean wife, does the same thing on interviews. If she doesn't like what is being said, she'll keep interrupting the interviewer and tell them they are out of line.

I'm not sure which was funnier, Cheney looking like he was going to reach for a shotgun under the table, or Blitzer's look of fear...that Cheney was going to reach under the table for his shot gun.

If you get a chance to see that video again, look at the look on Blitzer's face...deer in the headlights.

 
At 8:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH NOOOO - did you say flatulance and fornincation on Republican Sexcapades? You are a sick pup.

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

I missed the Sexcapades! Was that flatulance AND fornication or flatulance DURING fornication?

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

I missed the Sexcapades! Was that flatulance AND fornication or flatulance DURING fornication?

 
At 8:59 AM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

I believe it was flatulence and fornication, but I'll let you know when they send me the video link (and will of course post).

Yeah, the Cheney interview was hysterical...he is such a putz..

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger DisNoir36 said...

A little off topic but talking about putzes here is Colbert's take on our putz in chief's healthcare plan

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Stephen Colbert: What made [Tuesday's State of the Union speech] so groundbreaking, I think, was all the new stuff we've never heard from the president before...like a domestic agenda. Take his proposal to fix the whole health care mess with the only proven cure-all: tax breaks...

Bush clip: And for the millions of Americans with no health insurance at all, this deduction would help put a basic private health insurance plan within reach.

Colbert: It's so simple. Most people who couldn’t afford health insurance also are too poor to owe taxes. But...if you give them a deduction from their taxes they don’t owe, they can use the money they're not getting back from what they haven't given to buy the health care they can't afford.

 
At 9:24 AM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

He just puts things so perfectly sometimes, doesn't he? So refreshing, while being funny

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

Oh and Paddy, gonna watch that Daily Show rerun thi morning, was too tired last night...Thanks for the heads up, I love it when he does the Cheney impression (very much The Penguin from Batman).

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger Ed Sikov said...

My partner claims that my writing is inevitably distinguished by the fact that I use the words "fuck" or "shit" or "cock" within the first 100 words. You, Cliff, my man, are obsessed with skin oil.

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

I will take that as a compliment Ed. Yeah, I do get into skin oil a lot. Who knows? I don't care to self psychoanalyze on that front :)

 

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