Sounds like a good start to me.

Report: Pennsylvania Rape Suspect Survives on Worms, Creek Water in Woods for a Month

DUNMORE, Pa. — A man wanted for raping a teenager has surrendered to police after living for nearly a month in the woods of Pennsylvania, eating worms and drinking from a creek to survive, a newspaper reported Wednesday.

Charles W. Lake, 39, had been sought by local and federal authorities since May 27, when police say he tied up, gagged and raped an 18-year-old woman at knifepoint inside her home.

Now keep it up in a 6x6 room for 20 years and we've got a deal.