Trio Of Presidential Wannabes
Could New York have three presidential candidates? It is possible. Bloomberg, the Democrat-turned-Republican has dropped hints. Personally, I don't see him doing it, and let's face it, the divorced, socially liberal New York mayor slot seems to be taken.
But who the hells knows?
Maybe we can get Donald Trump into this thing for an Enlarged Ego Quartet of candidates. He could lend some of his rug to Rudy.
posted by Cliff Schecter @ 10:39 PM
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My nominee would be Harvery Firestein. At least we know the inagural would be fabulous!!!
If Rudy and Donald snuggled up reeeeally close to each other, it could turn into one big ol' long, extended comb-over that covers both of their shiny, hairless little noggins.
And they could also share a slogan, adapted from the old "Leggo my Eggo" campaign: "Leggo my Ego". And wow, kids! Their tandem "waffling" (Eggo reference, guys) would be a special bonus!
There's just no end to the fun!
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