Mentally Missing In Action
Chuck Norris, a right-wing, hairy-chested uber-male of the 80s "we got Vietnam back in the movies at least" variety, is always, like, really funny when he tries to talk about things way over his head.
Like whether to have a bologna sandwich for lunch or if we should have Bible study in schools.
It's like watching Kirk Cameron discuss Creationism. Priceless.