"...somebody named Cliff Schecter, an expert. Never heard of him."-Rush Limbaugh
posted by Cliff Schecter @ 9:32 PM
The bones of a Schmuckasaurus Rex, a distant cousin to the Hypocriticus Maximus, was discovered under a rock in the vast frozen landscape of Antarctica.After extensive research into the family tree of the Bush family, a connection was finally made. The startling disclosure of the Schmuckasaurus' extraordinarily undersized skull and reproductive region corroborates the conclusions reported earlier this year in a National Science Foundation release titled, "Underdeveloped, or Just Stupid? Evolution's 'Oops' in Weeding Out Weak Links".The Bush family has not responded for comment.
gottalaff, As always I couldn't have said it better :)
So young too. I wonder if Strom was there?
Yeah, but unfortunately the skeleton of the first Democrat was found moments later in a cowering posture nearby, while the skeleton of the first Libertarian made it a point not to be found using public funds. They say you want some evo-lu-sha-ah-ahn, we-ell, ya know-ow, ya gotta make some jokes....
Hey Cliff, we are moving to Decatur Illinois, birthplace of the Republican Party. Do you have any advice for me?
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