Monday, December 11, 2006

No Way!! They found the first Republican!!

5 Comments:

At 10:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bones of a Schmuckasaurus Rex, a distant cousin to the Hypocriticus Maximus, was discovered under a rock in the vast frozen landscape of Antarctica.

After extensive research into the family tree of the Bush family, a connection was finally made. The startling disclosure of the Schmuckasaurus' extraordinarily undersized skull and reproductive region corroborates the conclusions reported earlier this year in a National Science Foundation release titled, "Underdeveloped, or Just Stupid? Evolution's 'Oops' in Weeding Out Weak Links".

The Bush family has not responded for comment.

 
At 11:50 PM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

gottalaff,

As always I couldn't have said it better :)

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So young too. I wonder if Strom was there?

 
At 5:02 PM, Blogger Ed Sikov said...

Yeah, but unfortunately the skeleton of the first Democrat was found moments later in a cowering posture nearby, while the skeleton of the first Libertarian made it a point not to be found using public funds.

They say you want some evo-lu-sha-ah-ahn, we-ell, ya know-ow, ya gotta make some jokes....

 
At 7:31 AM, Blogger druidbros said...

Hey Cliff, we are moving to Decatur Illinois, birthplace of the Republican Party. Do you have any advice for me?

 

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