No Way!! They found the first Republican!!
Cliff Schecter
"...somebody named Cliff Schecter, an expert. Never heard of him."-Rush Limbaugh
"...somebody named Cliff Schecter, an expert. Never heard of him."-Rush Limbaugh
No Way!! They found the first Republican!!
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The bones of a Schmuckasaurus Rex, a distant cousin to the Hypocriticus Maximus, was discovered under a rock in the vast frozen landscape of Antarctica.
After extensive research into the family tree of the Bush family, a connection was finally made. The startling disclosure of the Schmuckasaurus' extraordinarily undersized skull and reproductive region corroborates the conclusions reported earlier this year in a National Science Foundation release titled, "Underdeveloped, or Just Stupid? Evolution's 'Oops' in Weeding Out Weak Links".
The Bush family has not responded for comment.
gottalaff,
As always I couldn't have said it better :)
So young too. I wonder if Strom was there?
Hey Cliff, we are moving to Decatur Illinois, birthplace of the Republican Party. Do you have any advice for me?
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