For once a Republican is going to prison of his own volition. While Senator Brownback is going to lockup overnight to highlight "faith-based initiatives," I still won't be impressed until he goes to Guantanamo overnight. Now that's a faith-based initiative.
I guess this is the reason why David Safavian, Bob Ney, Brian Doyle, Tom DeLay, Jerry Lewis, Jim Gibbons, Rick Renzi, Karl Rove, Claude Allen, Scooter Libby, Conrad Burns, Rick Santorum, Jack Abramoff, Ralph Reed, George Allen, Richard Pombo, Mark Foley, Jim Kolbe, John Doolittle and the rest of the GOP also chose to become crooks.
It all makes sense now.