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Woman sets fire to man's...yeah, that
Hey, it's not my fault that these stories keep coming (no pun)
It's like there's an epidemic of penile reports. A rash of theme, going around the Internets. And of course, I have to get them up pass them on. Here goes.
Men, a word of warning: Never sit naked in front of the TV drinking vodka.
This is worse than the dwarf who got his, um, package glued to a vacuum.
Say good night, GottaLaff. Good night, GottaLaff.
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Men, a word of warning: Never sit naked in front of the TV drinking vodka.
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.The couple was divorced. I have a feeling he'll never remarry.
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.I did not make the climax joke. They did.
This is worse than the dwarf who got his, um, package glued to a vacuum.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."A female officer said that. I wonder whose side she was on.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."Apparently he isn't aware of his shortcomings.
Say good night, GottaLaff. Good night, GottaLaff.
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9 Comments:
This story is going to be a real up-and-comer, I can just feel it.
I'm outta here. Time for food.
Ouch.
Hmmm. I got nothing.
Which he might be saying as well right now.
Ooooh, talk about your wife giving you the third degree...
Hehehee, you guys crack me up. Especially after a huge dinner and some Pinot Noir.
Ouch is right!
Thanks for the laugh! I posted this on my blog! :)
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In keeping with the hard news check out this interview with Ron Jeremy on Dan Abrams' show
Gimme,
Never say "hard news" when discussing a post like this. It only encourages me.
Humor is my "soft" spot. Ooops.
Thanks, great post.
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