Saturday, March 17, 2007

Security, We Ain't Got No Stinkin Security

So, um, here is my list of other things the White House security should probably not investigate, much like they didn't see the necessity in perhaps perusing why an undercover CIA operative working on weapons of mass destruction counter-proliferation had her cover blown by the Bloated Rover and Vice President Arterial Blockage:

1) Ayman Al Zwahiri using the White House bowling lanes.

2) YouTubed video of White House officials allowing their two year olds to toke up.

3) Anna Nicole Smith's body turning up in the Lincoln Bedroom.

4) President Bush's awarding USC football team members key positions on the Civil Rights Commission.

5) What Karl Rove is still doing with security clearance and therefore access to the files of more Americans he can endanger through his treasonous behavior.

6) General Pace's dragging Ken Melhman into the Treaty Room in only his underoos.


At 8:52 AM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Any additional thoughts?

At 9:22 AM, Blogger Katherine Graham Cracker said...

Mark Foley in charge of the school bus security

where is he anyway?

At 9:40 AM, Blogger Paddy said...

Hey KGC, we were looking for you last nite in the chat!!!

And Cliff, what's the deal with picking on under roos? Only the coolest wear them!!

At 10:09 AM, Blogger Katherine Graham Cracker said...

I came by...but got a blogger error message and then being on west coast time was on my way out
sorry to have missed it.


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