Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Did you have your soy product today? I did, and suddenly I became the best-dressed man in the neighborhood!

PS As far as I can tell this is no joke, this jackass actually wrote this...

9 Comments:

At 10:16 AM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

I always thought it was Coors beer that made you gay. Hmmm.....

 
At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had grilled tofu last week. Am I gay if it came off the grill? Tasted just like chicken.

 
At 12:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're safe fernando-
all the machismo emitting from the grill (fire... MANLY) negates any sissy germs in the soy.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Ok, a question. If you can't be in the armed services because you are gay, and with our troops being so depleted we may need to enact the draft again, no? Should I buy stock in soy products if that happens?

Always thinking ahead....

 
At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

See, this is why I stop by this blog, always thought provoking ideas.

ME, I would say that if you or anyone in your household is of age (I think they raised it to 42) you should stock up.

Then invest!!

 
At 10:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if it's the estrogen in soy that does it, how do you explain gay women?

 
At 1:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They grill their soy gottalaf.

 
At 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh, thank you Fernando. I knew there was a catch.

 
At 3:00 PM, Blogger j_flo said...

This should be cross-published in The Onion. More seriously, though, I was just reading passages to my fiancee, a 4th year med student, and she was saying that phytoestrogens actually block estrogen receptors. So, if anything, soy would have the opposite effect than what this dingus is suggesting.

 

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