Um, uh. I know, but it's WEIRD!!!
The push-up bra you have fitted UNDER the skin
By FIONA MACRAE and MARTYN HALLE - More by this author »
If you've always longed to burn your bra but couldn't face the physical consequences, the solution could be on the way.
Doctors have created an 'internal bra' which claims to do away with the need for the lingerie version.
The harness-like device is inserted under the skin in a 40-minute keyhole operation performed under local anaesthetic - meaning a patient can go into hospital in the morning and return home after lunch.
Surgeons make two stab-like cuts less than a centimetre wide underneath each breast.
Silicone cups similar in shape to the cup of a traditional bra are then inserted around 1cm below the skin.
Fine straps or "threads" are fitted next.
These are attached to the ribs between the breast and the shoulder with a pair of titanium screws.
Then they are stitched to the cups and everything is tightened to lift the breasts into a more "youthful" position.
It's a joke, right? PLEASE tell me it's a joke.