Friday, August 17, 2007

Time for another Stand-Up Comedy Blog
"Last Blog Standing" starts!

Yes, it's time to steal a few more jokes from my father-in-law. He used to write for Alan King, Milton Berle and Jonathan Winters, just to name a few. And all those Dean Martin Roasts, too: Don Rickles, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc. Not bad.

A tiny respite from all the frustrating events of the day:
In the Republican Presidential Straw Poll in Ames, Iowa, Gov. Mitt Romney received 32 percent of the vote, Mike Huckabee got 10 percent, Brownback got 3 percent -- 55 percent of the people voted for the straw.

In order to speed things up at last week's Democratic Presidential debate, moderator Keith Olbermann asked the candidates to limit themselves to only three empty promises each.

Republicans are no balls of fire either. Romney was so happy to win in Iowa that he took Saturday night off, went out, and painted the town beige.
Hiyooooo!!! But I wanna tell ya.


At 1:11 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Blogger is fighting me today. Where did the green come from? Why is there a big space? What is life?

For answers to these questions and more, check your local listings.

Oh, and your Laughing Cow Cheese wrapper Fun Fact-o'-the-Day:
Surprisingly, the camel's spine is straight, even with the hump.

Come on, Cheese wrapper, I learned that in first grade.

At 1:09 AM, Anonymous binzbok said...

Well, then, how 'bout this one... honey is actually bee barf. I learned that little fun fact on that great show Beakman's World.

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