RUDY GIULIANI ONLY SPENT 29 HOURS AT GROUND ZERO

While that is more time than he has spent with his kids during their entire lives it doesn't quite match the rhetoric about spending as much time there as the workers and firemen did.

This man is such a pathetic liar. Go find that dust-covered suit and put it back on Rudy. Go downtown. Maybe you can sqeeze another hour of fawning media coverage in. Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you announce another divorce to said media?