Oh, there aren't enough LOL's, ROFLMAO's or snorts to describe how hard I'm laughing right now.
Jul. 17, 2007 19:05
Wal-Mart to test Bible action figures in US
By ASSOCIATED PRESS
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic book character or Bratz doll.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. spokeswoman Melissa O'Brien said the toys made by One2believe, a Valencia, California, company, will be offered in 425 of Wal-Mart's 3,376 discount stores...
One2believe Chief Executive David Socha said his products were part of a "battle for the toy box" with dolls and figures that he said carry negative messages.
"If you're very religious, it's a battle for your children's minds and what they're playing with and pretending. There are remakes out there of Satan and evil things," Socha said.
A "Battle for the Toy Box"? Which would be part of the "Surge Against Satan" in the "War On Christmas"?
Oh hooooooeey, these people are hysterical.