They just can't make up their minds.

Either we're cheeto-dust covered 22 year olds who live in our parents basements and type one fingered in our pajamas (when we're not surfing for porn or playing "Death To Christians MegaForce IV" on our X-boxes)

OR

We're drug addled, crazy eyed Communist Hippies shaking our fists at all that is moral and good while having multiple partner sex in front of our neighbors children.
Wearing tie-dyed caftans and patchouli.