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Your Late-Afternoon Guide To The Newest Bumper Stickers

1. Cheney/Satan '08

2. 1/20/09: End of an error

3. That's OK; I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway

4. Let's fix democracy in this country first

5. If you want a nation ruled by religion, move to Iran!

6. Bush . . like a rock, only dumber.

7. If you can read this, you're not our President

8. Of course it hurts: you're getting screwed by an elephant

9. Hey, Bush supporters: embarrassed yet?

10. George Bush: Creating the terrorists our kids will have to fight.

11. America: One nation, under surveillance

12. They call him "W" so he can spell it

13. Jail to the Chief

14. No, seriously, why did we invade Iraq?

15. Bush: God's way of proving intelligent design is bullshit

16. Bad President! No banana.

17. We need a President who's fluent in at least one language

18. We're making enemies faster than we can kill them

19. Is it Vietnam yet?

20. Where are we going? And why are we in this hand-basket?

21. You elected him. You deserve him.

22. Impeach Cheney first; of course that would make Bush president!

23. When Bush took office, gas was $1.46

24. Pray for impeachment

25. The Republican Party: Our bridge to the 11th century

26. What part of "Bush lied" don't you understand?

27. One nation under clod

28. 2004: Embarrassed; 2005: Horrified; 2006: Terrified

29. Bush never exhaled

30. At least Nixon resigned