Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Emails Can Be Fun

Your Late-Afternoon Guide To The Newest Bumper Stickers

1. Cheney/Satan '08

2. 1/20/09: End of an error

3. That's OK; I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway

4. Let's fix democracy in this country first

5. If you want a nation ruled by religion, move to Iran!

6. Bush . . like a rock, only dumber.

7. If you can read this, you're not our President

8. Of course it hurts: you're getting screwed by an elephant

9. Hey, Bush supporters: embarrassed yet?

10. George Bush: Creating the terrorists our kids will have to fight.

11. America: One nation, under surveillance

12. They call him "W" so he can spell it

13. Jail to the Chief

14. No, seriously, why did we invade Iraq?

15. Bush: God's way of proving intelligent design is bullshit

16. Bad President! No banana.

17. We need a President who's fluent in at least one language

18. We're making enemies faster than we can kill them

19. Is it Vietnam yet?

20. Where are we going? And why are we in this hand-basket?

21. You elected him. You deserve him.

22. Impeach Cheney first; of course that would make Bush president!

23. When Bush took office, gas was $1.46

24. Pray for impeachment

25. The Republican Party: Our bridge to the 11th century

26. What part of "Bush lied" don't you understand?

27. One nation under clod

28. 2004: Embarrassed; 2005: Horrified; 2006: Terrified

29. Bush never exhaled

30. At least Nixon resigned


At 6:01 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...



I'm toasting these as we speak.

At 6:48 PM, Anonymous Moe Berg said...


Are these yours? I know some of them have been floating around, but damn . . . stellar!!!

I want to make sure to give credit where credit is due when I use these gems . . . in print (I am gonna steal them in conversation though).

Granted . . . the material does somewhat write itself, but . . . Hee-larious!

At 8:55 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Thanks gottalaff....and no moe cannot take credit, I got them in an email. So I don't know the source or I would have sourced them...use them as you will :)

PS Is your name or pseudonym based on the famous baseball player?


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