Porn King Mitt Romney Releases A New Ad

Paddy already alluded to this, but I thougtht I would provide a few more details.

Yes, the guy who sat on the board of Marriott, which is the pay-per-view hotel porn HQ of the world is now trying to complain about what our kids watch and read. Including porn. Which many people probably saw because of HIM.

And if only that were the worst part of this ad. Oh no. We're treated to the ocean waves cresting and crashing, which of course, if Mitt did any reading beyond cult novel Battlefield Earth, would probably ring a few bells as a metaphor used throughout literature and theology for Sexual Potency. And then there's the fact that the whole ad is premised on a quote from noted GOP philosopher (see: crazy person) Peggy Noonan (talk to the dearly departed lately, Peg?).

If proving you're as much of a clown as our current president is the way to get the nomination, Mitt is on the fast-track: