Sunday, July 01, 2007

Metaphorically Speaking

Anchor gets stuck on Bush‘s boat

President Bush‘s presidency is stuck in low gear.
Okay, that's a given. What's the news?

On Sunday, his fishing boat was stuck on stop.

Relaxing before his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, the president went fishing with his father, former President George H.W. Bush, and daughter, Barbara.

A fishing guide along on the trip tried unsuccessfully to pull up the heavy anchor.

D'oh!
Where's Popeye when you need him?

Main Entry: los·er
Pronunciation: 'lü-z&r
Function: noun
1 : a person or thing that loses especially consistently
2 : a person who is incompetent or unable to succeed; also : something doomed to fail or disappoint

4 Comments:

At 4:50 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Arrows are showing up. Why are arrows showing up?

Firefox, apologize to Blogger so this won't happen again.

 
At 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Firefox,

I'm still waiting.

Love,

Blogger

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Dear Blogger,

You must have had your cell turned off again. Maybe you should get an iPhone.

Sincerely,
Firefox

 
At 1:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what numbnuts gets for using 'Bar' as the anchor. Nobody could pull her up.

 

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