Some Headlines Are More Fun Than Others

They just keep on comin':

Paper: Who committed 'caca caper' in Capitol hallway? Turds found in Capitol, but no 'blossoms' in sight.

"Usually, if a turd gets into the Senate, it’s because he or she was elected," Emily Heil reports for Roll Call. "But on Wednesday, several large piles of actual, nonmetaphorical 'No. 2' found their way into the Capitol, and the source isn’t yet clear."
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At first, the word circulating among the staff was that a visiting child had fallen ill while in the gallery. But then the prevailing theory was that the foul stuff had come from an adult or group of adults making a yet-to-be-determined political statement."