Saturday, June 16, 2007

Some Headlines Are More Fun Than Others

The Word Is 'Leakage'
MSNBC - 1 hour ago
By Raina Kelley June 25, 2007 issue - GlaxoSmithKline has a tip for people who decide to try Alli, the over-the-counter weight-loss drug it is launching with a multimillion-dollar advertising blitz—keep an extra pair of pants handy.
I don't even want to know.

Dolly Parton named Girl Scout for life "Dolly realizes the importance of a program that helps girls grow into young women of courage and confidence," said Glenda McCarter-Johnson, board chairwoman of Girl Scouts of Tanasi Council and Parton's childhood friend. Dolly? A Girl Scout? Well, she does have the requisite duo of ample...courage and confidence.

Barker says O'Donnell could replace him LOS ANGELES - Bob Barker endorsed his friend Rosie O'Donnell as a possible successor on "The Price Is Right," although the newly retired host isn't sure CBS wants a woman to take over the game show. Maybe they'll also hire
Elisabeth Hasselbeck as a model.

3 Comments:

At 6:09 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

I needed a break from Iraq news.

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger gimmeabreak said...

I can't quite picture Dolly crammed into one of those green shirts.

Oh, and that new diet drug, Alli (pronounced ally - like a friend), for all of the oily leakage and having to change your pants unexpectedly, you can hope to lost about 10 lbs.

 
At 10:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rosie hosting Price is Right will never happen. If she were to yell, 'Come on down', no one would come.

 

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