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Danny DeVito launches alcohol line
The actor reportedly came out with his own brand of Limoncello after he embarrassed himself on ABC's "The View," still feeling the effects of another brand of the drink the night before. My guess is he personally taste-tests it, you know, to make sure it's done to his specifications.

Barr Shifts Stance on Gays in Military NPR - Sat Jun 16, 1:40 PM ET Former Rep. Bob Barr, who opposed admitting gays into the military when he served in the U.S. Congress, now says that the military can't afford to exclude this group of Americans. Uh-huh, Bob Barr, of "impeach Clinton" fame has shifted. I always thought he was a little shifty.