In the spirit of the impending veto of the stem cell bill, let's take another peek into our

*Vote Republican!* snappy Campaign-omercial file:

Who's not pro-life? Nobody! Wish you'd thought up that dandy little moniker "snowflake baby"? Come on, be honest, is adequate health care getting in the way of your belief system? Doesn't saving that precious little clump of undifferentiated cells trump treatment of devastating diseases? And how! Vote Republican: The born-again party of the unborn!

And just for good measure:

Gee whiz, it costs a lot of money to be innovative and do hard things like, well, end infant mortality among the poor, doesn't it? Calling it the "culture of death" or the "culture of ignorance" is a heckuva hard sell. We have to call it something that sounds like the values that we hope others embrace. We're all about celebrating the apocalypse, loving the petri dish, and stealing everyone's money. Idea! Let's call it The Culture of Life, and perpetrate huge fraud over people who long for a past era while repeating the history of the robber baron. Vote Republican: The party of euphemisms!