Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, the front-runner in many polls for the Republican nomination for President in 2008, admitted to the Christian Broadcasting Network that his sexual desires kept him from becoming a Catholic priest.
The Republican presidential hopeful, who is currently married to his third wife, said that he had planned to enter a Catholic seminary after he finished high school, but backed out.He backed out of a Catholic seminary? That leaves so many openings (no pun) for unprintable one-liners, it's making my head (no pun) spin. But I digress. "Sometimes when I was mayor, I was very, very close to Father Michael Judge..." ... He added that Judge, a Catholic priest in New York, had said of him, "You're kind of living out what you wanted to do as a child by being Mayor."So Rudy growed-up big and got a real Mayor suit and toddled down the streets of New York and stuff. And big buildings collapsed while he played Mayor. And a bunch of people inhaled bad things, and they got sick. And now he wants to be President when he grows up. Someone send this infant to his room before he destroys more lives.