And speaking of wacky election seasons, let's take another peek into our
*Vote Republican!* snappy Campaign-omercial file:
Are you anti war? Think saving lives is the answer? Want to bring the troops home? After only 4 years of occupation? Holy cow, you must be a traitor...who sides with terrorists! Call the National Guard...if you can find them! But hey, there's nothing more bracing than good old fashioned quality combat time with an unrecognizable enemy. No end in sight, you say? Baloney! Eternal warfare is the American way! And what's a lengthy occupation without a signature injury? Brain trauma: It's the boo-boo that builds character! Remember, a war without shell shock is a war without reason. Vote Republican: The party of blood and guts.