Tuesday, May 15, 2007

It's Simply Not Fair!

So let's just say you're a corrupt, boot-licking, Bush-backing Neoconservative. You're an elitist ass. You're pretty much wrong about everything. You're stuck at parties with real winners, you know guys like David Brooks and Richard Perle. Life-of-the-party kinds of guys.

Well, at least in the past you could count on the fact that if the crimes you're inevitably committing came to light, on the small chance you were actually sent to prison, it would be in a country-club resort kind-of-place with other jackasses exactly like yourself.

But no, not anymore. Now they're letting POOR people into your prison to join in your late-night theoretical discussions of battle with other draft-dodgers sponsored by the AEI Pokey Fellows program.

Is nothing sacred anymore?


At 9:26 PM, Blogger Paddy said...

DAMN!!! Next thing you know they'll be turning cocktail hour into beer n brats!!! Bastards.

At 9:41 PM, Blogger ohdave said...

Cliff, are you following this strip club bill in Ohio?

The full House votes on it tomorrow. It passed committee on a party line vote.

At 9:45 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Dave - I made fun of it on my weekly appearance on The Young Turks two weeks ago, but must admit to not paying attention more recently. I can't believe they are actually going to pass that thing. Ya know, because LaTourette and Ney have been so chaste...

At 11:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well SOMEONE has to caddy for us!


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