It's Simply Not Fair!

So let's just say you're a corrupt, boot-licking, Bush-backing Neoconservative. You're an elitist ass. You're pretty much wrong about everything. You're stuck at parties with real winners, you know guys like David Brooks and Richard Perle. Life-of-the-party kinds of guys.

Well, at least in the past you could count on the fact that if the crimes you're inevitably committing came to light, on the small chance you were actually sent to prison, it would be in a country-club resort kind-of-place with other jackasses exactly like yourself.

But no, not anymore. Now they're letting POOR people into your prison to join in your late-night theoretical discussions of battle with other draft-dodgers sponsored by the AEI Pokey Fellows program.

Is nothing sacred anymore?