Chuck Schumer, DemiGod

Okay, that's probably a bridge too far, but once again, as head of the DSCC, Chuck Schumer is beating the living bejeezus out of his counterpart at the NRSC. This cycle's sacrificial lamb, Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, is raising half as much as Schumer, and in regards to recruiting, doesn't have a "single leg to stand on." Check out this killer opening paragraph.

The National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) is facing many of the same problems it battled last cycle, raising about half as much money as its Democratic counterpart and failing to recruit a single major candidate nearly six months after the 2006 elections.