George McGovern Spanks Cheney (In A Non-American Family Association Kinda Way)

Seriously, former Senator McGovern in one piece reminds Cheney he is a draft-dodging chickenhawk who only knows about war from watching Chuck Norris movies with his hand cutting and running down his pants (ok, the last nine words are mine). McGovern basically calls Cheney a criminal. And he calls him an idiot.

As you know, all of these facts are plainly obvious to anyone. But it's nice to see McGovern step up and not take their trashing the name of this war hero anymore, especially when it's coming from a man like Cheney, the Ted Bundy of good governance.