Tell Me Lies Tell Me Sweet Little Lies
What happens when someone reads a quote of yours and you deny it, then takes out your book and reads the quote from it, and you still deny it, and then hands the book to you so you have to claim on live tv you can't see it without your glasses?
1) You inhabit some pathetic alternative universe where you're not really going to Hell
2) You make a funny for sane people like us. Thanks!
3) You're name is obviously Tom DeLay.