I found a reference to this over at TPMmuckraker.
Think maybe we should see about changing the words a bit?

If I had a friend like Miss Rosemary Woods,
How simple my life would be!
I'd just give all my problems to Rosemary Woods
And she would erase them for me.
Each time I was wrong, or each time that I lied,
Or somebody made me scared,
I would simply report them to Rose Mary Woods
And she would make them disappear....

by Bill Horwitz


Found the author here