I found a reference to this over at TPMmuckraker.
Think maybe we should see about changing the words a bit?
If I had a friend like Miss Rosemary Woods,by Bill Horwitz
How simple my life would be!
I'd just give all my problems to Rosemary Woods
And she would erase them for me.
Each time I was wrong, or each time that I lied,
Or somebody made me scared,
I would simply report them to Rose Mary Woods
And she would make them disappear....
Found the author here