I agree with our humble savior the good General.
Matt Sanchez must get his own show on Fox! Maybe it could be combined with 24, where Sanchez sees how many "glory holes" he can, um, join with while the clock ticks in the background.
And at the end, a nuke can be set off in Los Angeles like in the actual 24, to scare anti-Christianites into submission, or just because then true believers can all get raptured while the glory-hole surfers eternally suffer from unspeakable pain.
Like the kind of pain only an innocent citizen of Canada can suffer at the hands of the Syrian government due to Bush Administration rendition.
Just spitballin' here.