Saturday, March 10, 2007

I agree with our humble savior the good General.

Matt Sanchez must get his own show on Fox! Maybe it could be combined with 24, where Sanchez sees how many "glory holes" he can, um, join with while the clock ticks in the background.

And at the end, a nuke can be set off in Los Angeles like in the actual 24, to scare anti-Christianites into submission, or just because then true believers can all get raptured while the glory-hole surfers eternally suffer from unspeakable pain.

Like the kind of pain only an innocent citizen of Canada can suffer at the hands of the Syrian government due to Bush Administration rendition.

Just spitballin' here.

15 Comments:

At 10:29 PM, Blogger Fernando said...

I thought for a moment you were speaking of the "other" unspeakable. Pain.

Maybe it was the Sanchez.

 
At 10:42 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

You know what it does to me when you spitball, Clifford.

Glory hole-elujah!

 
At 10:52 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Totally o.t., but did you see this??? Here's an excerpt:

By Ann Imse And Laura Frank, Rocky Mountain News
March 10, 2007

Federal officials secretly schemed to limit payouts for sick and dying nuclear weapons workers, including thousands from the Rocky Flats plant outside Denver, newly released documents show.

The officials responsible for helping those workers went behind their boss's back, called on White House officials for help and tried to hide their efforts, according to internal e-mails and memos obtained by a congressional committee and posted on its Web site.


It's from www.rockymountainnews.com

 
At 11:34 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

No I hadn't seen that gottalaff...Why am I not surprised that's been going on?

 
At 12:20 AM, Blogger Matt Sanchez said...

Poor Schlechter feels he's been violated by the Bush administration so he's going to lash out at the man through me.

Is Schlechter a homophobe? I'm sure he would consider himself to be an "open minded" person, but if weren't for his double-standard, would he even be attacking me?

 
At 7:44 AM, Blogger druidbros said...

I see you have picked up a troll. It can only be good for him to read reasonable stuff.

I love the General (no, only in the patriotic way not the Cpl Matt Sanchez way). My favorite is when he does the Republican Jesus cartoons..

Are you having to revise your new book since Saint McCain seems to be revising his positions faster than a catholic girl at a gang bang?

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger shawnfassett said...

Didn't Cpl. Sanchez switch from gay to bi to Republican?

 
At 8:14 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

John Rutherford who now owns Colt Studio said Matt is most certainly gay. He worked at Falcon when Matt did his porn. Whatever he is labeling himself now is just a label he's given himself to feel comfortable. John said this when he was on DnR on Sirius recently. I couldn't imagine hating myself as much as Matt hates his true self.

 
At 11:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz go away, Sanchez. You spend too much time on gay blogs and websites.

Shouldn't you and Gannon/Gucket be finishing your books? I can't wait for the competition to see which one is the biggest flop - yours, his, or Mary Cheney's LOL

 
At 4:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's my opinion on the whole Sanchez thing:

http://gayleftborg.blogspot.com/2007/03/matt-sanchez.html

 
At 3:46 AM, Blogger Matt Sanchez said...

did I say "homophobe" I meant to say run of the mill anti-Christian, coward, and closeted homosexual, from the rumors that have been e-mailed to me.

Schecter, which means "mess" in German, but probably something different in Yiddish, has chosen to write a blog on the Huffington Post again. Does Schecter have a bias or was he intimidated by a background his liberal leanings simply can't grasp.

 
At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, Sanchez. Like you being the run-of-the-mill used-up closeted homosexual hooker, sponging off whoever will support you next. Gigolo. First it was homosexuals, now the anti-gay closeted homosexuals. Who will it be next? Probably your local sexual offenders list.

Sanchez seems to be keeping his eye on you, Schecter, I'd watch out. The voices in his head are the ones telling him "rumours" about you, so I wouldn't worry about that. Apparently his popularity is waning, as his trolling on gay blogs and boards seems to be his career right now. Not very representative of the Marines. Hopefully the more he talks, the deeper shit he'll be getting into when his time comes.

"Schecter" might mean "mess" in German, but there's a definition involving "Sanchez" right here in America which means the exact same thing. Judging from Sanchez's hedonistic lifestyle involving mostly homosexual acts, I'm sure he's experienced his fair share of "Dirty Sanchez"'s.

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger William said...

Whomever this person needs to get his life in order. Worry about our service people home and in one piece. Secondly donate to the McCain recall movement so he doesn't become the stay the course commander, part two. Thank you.

 
At 9:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would rather see sanchez continue his old foreskin chewing and top screwing.

 
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