Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Rush Limbaugh thinks Michael J. Fox is "acting" or purposely off his meds so he'll shake more during commercials he is doing endorsing Democrats who support stem-cell research.

I have some related questions for Rush:

1) Is the reason you're such a "big fat idiot" that you're an oxycontin freak?

2) Is the fact that you were found with only one Viagara pill at Miami airport the reason why three wives have left your ass?

3) Is there a connection between doctor shopping for drugs and being a fat sweaty loser?

Just wondering...


At 6:30 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Rush also said this about Jerry Garcia

"Just another dead doper. And a dirt bag." -- on the occasion of his death.

Personally, I think that would be the perfect thing to put on Rush's gravestone.


At 7:56 PM, Blogger Fernando said...


4) Does taking Viagra and Oxycontin at the same time and often eventually give you diarrhea of the mouth?

According to Drugs.com combining Oxycontin and Viagra produces this effect:

Acute intake of opiates during sildenafil use may result in prolonged erections (5+ hrs). The proposed mechanism is an opiate-induced acute increase in cyclic guanosine monophosphate concentrations in peripheral nerve endings, which can be additive with that produced by sildenafil.

What a rush it must be to be RUSH! How does he make time to broadcast? Does the fat man broadcast with his stump erect?

Could his senseless on-air incoherent ramblings be attributed to lack of blood supply to the brain?

Does repeated abuse eventually degenerate the brain itself?

At 1:32 PM, Blogger spacemodulator said...

Cliff Schecter: A neccessity in these times. I wouldn't agree to your mode of discourse in a more civilized era, but this aint that era. Thanks for your quick strikes against the cobras and their poison. I dub thee (drumroll ) THE MONGOOSE! Immune to his opponents venom, he counter strikes and bites at the base of the head (snakes have no necks or jugulars). This is done in an instant flurry of gnashing teeth and swiping claw.
More street fighting men and women, please.

At 11:02 PM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...


In more civilized times I wouldn't feel the need to get so rough. If I told you some of the "moderate" Republicans I voted for in New York in the 90s you'd know I didn't start out a partisan. They turned me into one by attacking the premise of my country.

In any case, glad you're a fan!


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