Wednesday, August 29, 2007

President Bush Spoke Live From New Orleans This Morning...I Have Some Thoughts

To begin, it's really kind of him to mark one of the three most despicably negligent episodes of his presidency by showing up at a place that he has IGNORED for two years.

Did he bring My Pet Goat to read to those in attendance?

Perhaps he is looking for Al Qaeda in Iraq there?

Might he be in NOLA rounding up children who get their health care through SCHIP so he can go on an intravenus-tube-yanking spree in local hospitals?

Perhaps Laura is there so she can remind herself that it is Hurricane "Katrina" and not "Karina" as the worldly librarian seemed to think recently.

What an absolute jackass. One would think he would have the class to do what he did when the hurricane hit--not get any closer than flying over the devastation.

But then again, there is no level to which this pathetic faux-decider won't sink (no pun intended of course).


At 1:45 PM, Blogger Robert Rouse said...

Or maybe Laura could lead all the little black children in a few verses of "Zip-e-dee-Doo-Dah". I think she learned everything she knows about black southern culture from Disney.

At 2:13 PM, Blogger Fernando said...

Oh Cliff, how do you know he wasn't just in it for the chance to visit the airport loo?

At 4:18 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

All I can do is sit and stare in wonderment, since this guy and his leadership is one bad car crash...

At 6:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always felt it's like a 6.5 year long train wreck...while the people inside are getting pick-pocketed.

At 6:48 PM, Blogger Basheert said...

Oh Cliff - now don't hold back guy! Tell us what you really think of the IIC?

It would be pathetic if it wasn't so hideously SAD.

At 7:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget the date Katrina hit. We need to celebrate the day that King George finally visited one of his destroyed fiefdoms, and uttered a bunch of lies that have yet to followed up on.

Hekuva job Chimpie!!


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