Tuesday, August 28, 2007


A former member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir faces up to 10 years in federal prison after pleading guilty Monday to a charge of possessing child pornography.

Mormons are in the news more than ever these days, right Mitt?
A former member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir faces up to 10 years in federal prison after pleading guilty Monday to a charge of possessing child pornography.

Robert Matthews, 52, of Orem, appeared in U.S. District Court to admit he possessed images of child pornography that were sent over the Internet.

10 years? This can't be a first offense.

Matthews was indicted by a federal grand jury in October of last year. Charges were also filed in state court on four felony counts of sexual exploitation of a minor and three counts of lewdness involving a child, a misdemeanor.

I wonder if he'll use the "wide stance" defense. Silly me. That only works for bathroom stall lewdnss.

Matthews had joined the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in January 2006 but was released after The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints learned of his arrest, according to a church official.

Thou shalt not be a hypocrite. Amen.

8 Comments:

At 3:58 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

It's like an epidemic.

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

And all that time wasted trying to convince people that they don't have sex...

 
At 7:24 PM, Anonymous binzbok said...

See, this is what happens when your religion forbids you from drinking coffee. You need other ways to keep yourself 'up'. Yes, I wrote it, but I'm not proud.

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

Well, what is day here without a penis joke, binzbok. Shame is relative.

 
At 9:09 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

A penis joke a day keeps the Republicans away.

"Hallelujah", to quote a certain choir.

 
At 10:16 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

And Leonard Cohen.

 
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