Time for another Stand-Up Comedy Blog
"Last Blog Standing" starts riiiight....now!

Yes, it's time to steal a few more jokes from my father-in-law. He used to write for Alan King, Milton Berle and Jonathan Winters, just to name a few. And all those Dean Martin Roasts, too: Don Rickles, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc. Not bad.

A tiny respite from all the frustrating events of the day:

--Karl Rove announced he's leaving the White House. Finally, someone in the administration with an "Exit Strategy."

--Karl's been referred to by the media as "Bush's Brain." Is that a compliment? That's like being called "Paris Hilton's Talent" or "Donald Trump's Hair."

--Mattel is recalling thousands of tainted toys that are made in China. To alert their customers about these dangerous products "Toys R Us" now has two new departments. "Regular" and "Unleaded."

Some of you will relate to these. You know who you are:

SIGNS YOU'RE GROWING OLD

--When somebody says the words, "coming out" and you automatically check your fly.

--When your Medic-Alert bracelet says, "Continued on the next wrist."