Friday, August 24, 2007


Sniff! McCain's sad, so for his birthday, donate $142
What next? Giving Nicole Richie an Emmy because she had to spend 82 minutes in jail?

PITY PITCH: McCain finance chairman Bob Mosbacher says “people feel badly” for the Arizona senator after campaign meltdown, boosting online fund raising. “It’s doing very well,” he says. Cindy McCain asks supporters to sign an e-card for her husband’s birthday on Wednesday — and donate $142, two dollars a year.
How about offering Sanjaya Malakar a lead in La Traviata? Or nominating Bernie Kerik for Chief Justice? If pity inspires support, then the Republicans win in 2008, because there's never been a sorrier bunch.

7 Comments:

At 8:35 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

He's what? 93 now?

 
At 9:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say goodnight, John Boy. It's over.

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

71. Although he looks so much older.

 
At 12:24 AM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Kirsten,
You're confusing his age with his IQ.

 
At 12:34 AM, Blogger Kirsten said...

I thought his I.Q. was lower than seventy one. But higher than Bushie, who is the only human being to ever score a negative on an I.Q. test.

 
At 12:49 AM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

W scored that high? I'm impressed.

 
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