Jusdom
During the last Democratic debate, Dennis Kucinich accidentally combined two words, and then corrected himself and went on.
The two words were "judgment" and "wisdom". It came out as "jusdom".
I like this unintentional word. I've created a Webster's entry for it:
Main Entry: jus·dom
Pronunciation: 'juz-d&m
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English jUsdOm
1 a : accumulated philosophic or scientific learning combined with authoritative opinion : SCHECTERISM
b : ability to discern inner qualities and relationships : UNBUSHOSITY
c : good sense : ANTI-CHENYABILITY
d : generally accepted belief with capacity to be sensible :PROGRESSIDEMOCRATOLOGY
2 : a wise attitude, belief, or course of action created by decree of the courts : NON-GONZOISM
3 : the teachings of the ancient wise men : OLBERMANNISTICS
synonym see SANITY
antonym see ROVE
Pronunciation: 'juz-d&m
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English jUsdOm
1 a : accumulated philosophic or scientific learning combined with authoritative opinion : SCHECTERISM
b : ability to discern inner qualities and relationships : UNBUSHOSITY
c : good sense : ANTI-CHENYABILITY
d : generally accepted belief with capacity to be sensible :
2 : a wise attitude, belief, or course of action created by decree of the courts : NON-GONZOISM
3 : the teachings of the ancient wise men : OLBERMANNISTICS
synonym see SANITY
antonym see ROVE
posted by GottaLaff @ 7:02 PM
9 comments
9 Comments:
One is never too old to learn new words.
*chort*
Schecterism. I like that one.
Olbermannistics. Love that.
Come to think of it, I love all of them.
You are sooo smart, Laffy.
Gottalaff see FUNNY. (I can't bold or underline anything in this box, but you get the idea.)
Sounds kinda dirty. Although it could just be my mood. Be that as it may you might want to add a bit for the dirty minded among us.
Something having to do with Olberman will do nicely.
regards,
addy in the gutter
Gutterism : Us
We wouldn't be us without a gutter. After all, that where the margaritas are.
Sshhhhhhhhh, that's our little secret.
Nobody else read this! It's classified!
Oh, come on, now, everyone already knew. We're lousy at keeping our mouths shut. Now I'm going to go and open my brand new tequila, because season three of House is waiting.
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