A slow news day means messing with poll numbers*
The Laffy McLaffington Polling Center Poll
The Laffy McLaffington Polling Center Poll
We polled everyone in the world who was minimally rational. To be fair and balanced, we let the more progressive among us choose the categories, and the more demented conservative name the categories and enter the results.
Bush Trait Ratings
8/25/07 Yes Indeed Not So Much Disqualified Idiockery 99% 1% 0% Sadistosity 98% 2% 0%
Lunaticaldom 99% 1% 0% Foolhardience 97% 3% 0%
Illiteracyage 100% 0% 0% Mental Illnessness 90% 1% 9%
Sobrietyarianism 0% 80% 20% Compassionness 0% 100% 0%
Judgmentism 3%% 97% 0%
Communicatorey 1% 98% 1%
* (Blogger messed with spacing, but it could have been the conservatives who entered the results. Yeah, okay, it's their fault.)
posted by GottaLaff @ 8:17 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
I tried about 5 times to post this so you could read it. This is as close as Blogger would let me get.
That last word was supposed to be "disqualified".
I give up.
Margaritas, anyone? Kirsten?
Great. I squeezed it all in, but now it's even more messed up.
If you're Bush, it all looks normal.
And if you're Bush, my condolences.
I am her, Laffy, and making margaritas.
I'll save you one.
I would like to propose a different word for "Illiteracyage"
years ago a WWII vet in Key West name of Hank Till taught me this word. Illegiterate. It's a hybrid made up of the two words illiterate and illegitimate and it means stupid bastard
I think Illegiteracy pretty much sums up the Bush White House.
Great idea, Ran. Let's change it. Well, at least in Comments.
I hereby officially approve the change.
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