Poor Pathetic John McCain

This is what he has been reduced to. From an e-letter he sent out today:

Have you seen the headlines about how much money the Democrats are raising? In just six months, the Democrats running for president against me have raised more than a jaw-dropping $100 million combined! These well-funded Democrats are so far out of the mainstream that electing any one of them as President would lead to a less secure homeland, surrender in Iraq, socialized health care, new taxes, and even more wasteful spending. For every issue facing our nation, their solution is more government.

Remember this is Mr. Bipartisan, works well with others, blah blah blah. Sure seems like it from those kind comments.

Nice job aligning yourself with people who hate you Senator NumbNuts. Fun to watch your campaign staff become smaller than a David Duke fan club meeting at the Apollo.

As you told your campaign staff, it's gotta be the "gay" sweaters that brought you down.