I'll give Margaret Spellings credit for this one thing: She turned down Karl Rove when he asked her out in the early '80s.
EW! Karl Rove asked the secretary of education out! EW, EW, EW!
(Rove later joked it took his ego "decades to recover.")
Spellings paused, then said: "Have you met Karl Rove?
"He was so inept and so inartful," she added. "I mean, I couldn't even understand."
But she, like, so wouldn't, like, go out with him! How cool is that?
Oh-em-gee, did he, like, get all pissed and like, totally go all pay-back and, like, try to extraordinary rendition you and torture you and junk? Tell, tell! I want details! I so suh-WEAR I won't tell anyone! Text me! 'K?