There, there...it's gonna be okay
Enhanced interrogations aren't torture, because we don't do torture. Bush said so.
We're also not a dictatorship.
We have free and fair elections.
We treat everyone equally.
We spread democracy, not violence or corporate rule.
We're safer today than we were on Sept. 11, 2001.
If there's a catastrophe, you know, like a hurricane or earthquake or...invasion...Bush is in complete charge and will... take care of us.
If you undermine Bush's Iraq efforts, he'll demolish you financially...because he cares and wants to protect you from the terrorists.
The only reason Bush won't release documents and/or testimony to our various oversight committees is because he needs the confidentiality it takes to collaborate with his most trusted advisers so he can protect you and the...Homeland.
Bush takes his orders from his God.
Bush and Cheney have everything under control....more and more every day. Complete control.
What, me worry?