Sunday, July 22, 2007

There,'s gonna be okay

Enhanced interrogations aren't torture, because we don't do torture. Bush said so.

We're also not a dictatorship.

We have free and fair elections.

We treat everyone equally.

We spread democracy, not violence or corporate rule.

We're safer today than we were on Sept. 11, 2001.

If there's a catastrophe, you know, like a hurricane or earthquake or...invasion...Bush is in complete charge and will... take care of us.

If you undermine Bush's Iraq efforts, he'll demolish you financially...because he cares and wants to protect you from the terrorists.

The only reason Bush won't release documents and/or testimony to our various oversight committees is because he needs the confidentiality it takes to collaborate with his most trusted advisers so he can protect you and the...Homeland.

Bush takes his orders from his God.

Bush and Cheney have everything under control....more and more every day. Complete control.

What, me worry?


At 7:46 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Get them out. Now.

At 7:48 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Oh...I think I'm going to be sick. This is a scary time and I worry because the majority of Americans are connecting the dots, just like the majority of Germans who didn't connect the dots when Hitler arrived on the scene.

At 7:53 PM, Blogger Kyle said...

This is Fox Entertainment's way of giving Fox News something to fume at. They like to create their own red meat.

At 7:57 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

ME, exactly.

Kyle, I'm not sure I got that.

At 8:09 PM, Blogger Paddy said...

I think Kyle was commenting on the previous post about the actress on 24.

At 8:14 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Thanks, Paddy. Now it makes sense.

At 10:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry. Only 547 more days (courtesy the Backwards Bush Clock).


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