Saturday, July 07, 2007

In honor of Live Earth day,
let's take another peek into our

*Vote Republican!* snappy Campaign-omercial

Facts are annoying. Global warming's silly. Science? It's just another word for "voodoo". Anyone worth his or her weight in bibles knows that the Earth is barely 6,000 years old, dinosaurs were created on the sixth day, and men coexisted with them. And there's even a museum to prove it! Speaking of that pesky climate change, is it our fault? No way! It's pre-ordained! And, my stars, we've earned the right to our comfy SUVs, disposable Huggies, and plastic Dasani bottles! Vote Republican: The party of devolution!


At 4:29 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

The earth is aliiiiiive
With the sound of musiiiiiiic.
La la la la.

At 3:17 PM, Anonymous binzbok said...

BTW, Live Earth is basically a democratic party thing... know why the Republicans couldn't organize something like that? Not because they don't believe Earth's in trouble. No, it's 'cause no one wants to hear John Ashcroft sing 'Let The Eagle Soar' and no one ever, EVER wants to hear the words... 'Now let's go to Sidney, Australia where Kathie Lee Gifford will perform something from her new rap album.


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