In honor of Live Earth day, let's take another peek into our

*Vote Republican!* snappy Campaign-omercial file:

Facts are annoying. Global warming's silly. Science? It's just another word for "voodoo". Anyone worth his or her weight in bibles knows that the Earth is barely 6,000 years old, dinosaurs were created on the sixth day, and men coexisted with them. And there's even a museum to prove it! Speaking of that pesky climate change, is it our fault? No way! It's pre-ordained! And, my stars, we've earned the right to our comfy SUVs, disposable Huggies, and plastic Dasani bottles! Vote Republican: The party of devolution!