Our wonderful commenters ohdave and via offered up their own "poetry" to enhance my posting of John Kerry's last night.
First, Senator Kerry's-
"There once was a man named Vitter/
Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter/
But with stories of women/
And all of his sinnin’/
He knows his career’s in the -- oh, never mind."
Now one from via-
There once was a man name of Bush/
During 'Nam he just sat on his tush/
Now the same in Iraq/
Barb and Jenna hang back/
Let the common kids die in this push.
and two from ohdave-
I ran against Bush in oh-4.
And lost by a paltry score.
I sat on my bum
on advice from Bob Shrum
who worked the same magic for Gore.
If only we'd listened to Cliff,
things would be a little bit diff.
Osama no more,
Bush out the door,
and the economy would be terrif.