Where was this guy in '04?
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"There once was a man named Vitter/
Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter/
But with stories of women/
And all of his sinnin’/
He knows his career’s in the -- oh, never mind."
-- Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), quoted by The Hill, on Sen. David Vitter’s (R-LA) prostitution scandal.
posted by Paddy @ 11:57 PM
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4 Comments:
Good on ya John. If anyone deserves to get a few good ones off on theocon crap, it's him!
Great! I'll put that with my JK post. You're right, I think if he were more relaxed and not so hung up on the GOP gotcha game, he would have done better. When they swift boated him he should have told the chickenhawks to get laid. That's all he'd have to do.
There once was a man name of Bush/
During 'Nam he just sat on his tush/
Now the same in Iraq/
Barb and Jenna hang back/
Let the common kids die in this push.
I ran against Bush in oh-4.
And lost by a paltry score.
I sat on my bum
on advice from Bob Shrum
who worked the same magic for Gore.
If only we'd listened to Cliff,
things would be a little bit diff.
Osama no more,
Bush out the door,
and the economy would be terrif.
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