Friday, July 27, 2007


Cheney to get new defibrillator Saturday
"On Saturday morning, the Vice President will have a scheduled visit with his doctors at George Washington University Hospital at which time his ICD will be replaced," his spokeswoman Megan McGinn said.
But if he's out of commission, who's going to be President?

7 Comments:

At 3:28 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

I'm surprised this press release wasn't covered by executive privilege.

 
At 4:14 PM, Anonymous OxyCon said...

Actually on Saturday, Cheney's hand will be surgically reinserted back into Bush's ass after it was accidently removed along with a few polyps.

 
At 4:42 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

Hee hee hee...
I thought it was the other way around, Oxycon...
What do I know?

 
At 4:46 PM, Anonymous Howbern said...

Bush just realized he's only a heartbeat away from being President.

 
At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear doctors will be implementing new nano medical technology, using high powered magnifying instruments to locate Cheney's heart.

 
At 5:16 PM, Blogger Fernando said...

Did they need all polyps to regenerate the defibrillator or did Rove get to have one cast in amber so he could wear it around his neck?

 
At 5:34 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

All of your comments: ROFLMFAO

 

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