Cheney to get new defibrillator Saturday
"On Saturday morning, the Vice President will have a scheduled visit with his doctors at George Washington University Hospital at which time his ICD will be replaced," his spokeswoman Megan McGinn said.But if he's out of commission, who's going to be President?
posted by GottaLaff @ 3:23 PM
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7 Comments:
I'm surprised this press release wasn't covered by executive privilege.
Actually on Saturday, Cheney's hand will be surgically reinserted back into Bush's ass after it was accidently removed along with a few polyps.
Hee hee hee...
I thought it was the other way around, Oxycon...
What do I know?
Bush just realized he's only a heartbeat away from being President.
I hear doctors will be implementing new nano medical technology, using high powered magnifying instruments to locate Cheney's heart.
Did they need all polyps to regenerate the defibrillator or did Rove get to have one cast in amber so he could wear it around his neck?
All of your comments: ROFLMFAO
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