Thursday, June 21, 2007

Terror suspects held at the prison would be moved military prisons on US soil, The Associated Press said it had learned.President George W. Bush's top national security and legal advisers were expected to discuss the move at the White House tomorrow and it appeared a consensus was developing, the AP quoted three senior administration officials as saying.
Sources close to the president said off the record that Bush finally conceded that it would be more rewarding to watch torture up close and personal, right here at home.

"Nothin' funner than an evening of kick-ass sufferin'...I mean it beats endless nights with Laura and the girls-- and all that wimpy, dumb government stuff." His subsequent remarks were muffled as Karl Rove and 2 Secret Service men quickly covered his mouth and enticed the protesting Commander Guy with a box of wine as they dragged him away from reporters.


At 7:48 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Blogger is driving me nuts again.

At 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say move the terror suspects into the White House. Then they could watch 24 with the Moron-In-Chief and choose the torture technique that looks the coolest.


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