Friday, June 15, 2007

Reading about Mike Elston, makes me all nostalgic for the antics of yesteryear.
With that in mind, let's take another peek into our
*Vote Republican!* snappy Campaign-omercial file:
Love hospitals? Forget about health care! Focus on what really counts: Visitation! Our motto? Stealth, not health! Take advantage of your D.C. buddies in the ICU! Get instant illegal wiretap approval right there, smack dab at the bedside of the barely conscious! It's so much more intimate that way, almost like a sleepover! Participate in exciting midnight jaunts to heavily medicated pals in critical condition. Nobody will ever find out, honest! Vote Republican: The party that's always there for sick friends!


At 7:01 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Paddy's post below got me all teary-eyed for the good ol' days.

At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And who makes us sick in the first place...


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