Libby Ordered to Prison

I could make the requisite joke about the size of Libby's ball...but why state the obvious about his shortcomings?

A federal judge has decided not to delay a two-and-a-half-year prison sentence for former White House Aide Lewis Scooter Libby.

He could be sent to the pokey within 6 to 8 weeks.

Mr Walton also said that he had received a number of "harassing, mean spirited phone calls and letters" since imposing sentence on Mr Libby earlier this month.

"Some of those related to wishing bad things upon me and my family," he said.

Who could imagine Libby supporters being that vicious? That's just so unlike them! Crankypants ol' Judge Walton must have misunderstood, doncha think? Yeah, that's what happened.