The election's only months away! Why not introduce a new series of

*Vote Republican* Campaign-omercials

Why, here's one now!

Howdy, voters! Question-O'-the-Day: What's the secret to winning elections? Easy! Register Republican! That's the very best way to be assured that you won't be denied a vote! Who needs a two-party system when one is so much more efficient! Election fraud? Unthinkable! Disenfranchisement? Get outta here! Vote Republican: We're incorrigible!


But wait, there's more! Let's peer into the Republican Campaign-omercials and see what else we can find!

George Bush's gang at the Department of Agriculture says they'll fight to keep meat packers from testing their animals for mad cow disease. Hear that, folks? Our heroes! They want to fight...for us! Because that's just the kind of scrappy Agriculture Department we have! Makes you choke up a little, doesn't it? Defending those poor mad cows no matter what the cost! Who says we're not for animal rights? Vote Republican: Fighting to the death for self-regulation!

Stay tuned for more Republican Campaing-omercials coming soon to a blog near you!