Attorney general wins "sitting duck award"

And he's in good company!

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales won American newspaper columnists' annual "Sitting Duck Award" for being an easy target.
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"This is our way of saying thanks for the low-hanging fruit," said Samantha Bennett, vice president of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists and Pittsburgh Post-Gazette columnist. [...] Previous winners have included political commentator Ann Coulter, who was recognized in 2006 for "cheapening political discourse in America" and former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld in 2004.

Three low-hanging fruits. And one is situated in Coulter's neck. I will refrain from discussing the location of other low-hanging parts here.