Some Headlines Are More Fun Than Others
Thompson, 64, dated for a long time after his 26-year marriage to his first wife, Sarah Knestrick, ended in 1984. In 2002 he married Jeri Kehn, who is 24 years younger than he.See that bolded part? How many one-liners can we come up with? He just leaves himself wide open, doesn't he? Let's have an in-depth discussion about his "soft place". Never mind. No. Let's not.
Many of his old girlfriends still adore him and hope he wins.
"I think he has a great chance of capturing the women's vote. He's majestic. He's a soft, safe place to be and that could be Fred's ticket. Women love a soft place to lay and a strong pair of hands to hold us," ex-girlfriend country music singer Lorrie Morgan told the Sunday Times.
Another old flame, Republican fund-raiser Georgette Mosbacher, said he would defeat Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton because of his appeal to "traditional women who will like the Southern gentleman in him," according to The Times.
Sophomoric humor is just too irresistible sometimes.