Some Headlines Are More Fun Than Others
(I had to join the Fred Fun)
Thompson, 64, dated for a long time after his 26-year marriage to his first wife, Sarah Knestrick, ended in 1984. In 2002 he married Jeri Kehn, who is 24 years younger than he.See that bolded part? How many one-liners can we come up with? He just leaves himself wide open, doesn't he? Let's have an in-depth discussion about his "soft place". Never mind. No. Let's not.Many of his old girlfriends still adore him and hope he wins.
"I think he has a great chance of capturing the women's vote. He's majestic. He's a soft, safe place to be and that could be Fred's ticket. Women love a soft place to lay and a strong pair of hands to hold us," ex-girlfriend country music singer Lorrie Morgan told the Sunday Times.
Another old flame, Republican fund-raiser Georgette Mosbacher, said he would defeat Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton because of his appeal to "traditional women who will like the Southern gentleman in him," according to The Times.
Sophomoric humor is just too irresistible sometimes.
posted by GottaLaff @ 9:00 PM
7 comments
7 Comments:
I lied. Let's.
I think there's a pill for "that soft place" on Fred Thompson isn't there?
What in the world to those women see in that dinosaur?
Ha... nice graphic!
The soft part seems to be his head.
Well, my question about all these ex-girlfriends, how come they are "ex-"? Probably because their tits are not firm and shapely like the current Ms. Thompson, who has a really handsome pair of boobies. She is a load of fun to watch move around. Maybe we can get Fred to appear with his wife in a skimpy outfit.
You want Fred to appear in a skimpy outfit?
No, jk, but that's how that last part sounded.
Fred Thompson in a G string... now theres a diseased mind. Just what we need another actor.
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