Monday, June 25, 2007

Some Headlines Are More Fun Than Others

(I had to join the Fred Fun)
Thompson, 64, dated for a long time after his 26-year marriage to his first wife, Sarah Knestrick, ended in 1984. In 2002 he married Jeri Kehn, who is 24 years younger than he.

Many of his old girlfriends still adore him and hope he wins.

"I think he has a great chance of capturing the women's vote. He's majestic. He's a soft, safe place to be and that could be Fred's ticket. Women love a soft place to lay and a strong pair of hands to hold us," ex-girlfriend country music singer Lorrie Morgan told the Sunday Times.

Another old flame, Republican fund-raiser Georgette Mosbacher, said he would defeat Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton because of his appeal to "traditional women who will like the Southern gentleman in him," according to The Times.

See that bolded part? How many one-liners can we come up with? He just leaves himself wide open, doesn't he? Let's have an in-depth discussion about his "soft place". Never mind. No. Let's not.

Sophomoric humor is just too irresistible sometimes.


At 9:15 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

I lied. Let's.

At 12:09 AM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

I think there's a pill for "that soft place" on Fred Thompson isn't there?

What in the world to those women see in that dinosaur?

At 7:04 AM, Blogger WestEnder said...

Ha... nice graphic!

At 8:43 AM, Anonymous Georgette Orwell said...

The soft part seems to be his head.

At 10:10 AM, Blogger Data Guy said...

Well, my question about all these ex-girlfriends, how come they are "ex-"? Probably because their tits are not firm and shapely like the current Ms. Thompson, who has a really handsome pair of boobies. She is a load of fun to watch move around. Maybe we can get Fred to appear with his wife in a skimpy outfit.

At 12:32 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

You want Fred to appear in a skimpy outfit?

No, jk, but that's how that last part sounded.

At 4:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fred Thompson in a G string... now theres a diseased mind. Just what we need another actor.


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